Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category

Obama

2, Aug 2011

Face it, folks. President Obama is a eunuch. We voted for a man without an ounce of political savvy and – from here on out – no political capital. I guess folks can stop calling him a “socialist” now. So – where is the Liberal “tea party”?

The Debt?

19, Jul 2011

Let’s talk debt and deficit. Truly a dull, dull subject – no matter what Tea Party members say. Hell, THEY had no interest in it until a black liberal came into office. So why should everyone get so jittery about it now? Why indeed? Deficit spending is not new. There was Federal deficit spending – [...]

Egypt 2.0

14, Feb 2011

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No – I did not watch Obama’s State of the Union address last night. Nor the “rebuttals” afterward. Why? Because watching re-runs of “How I Met Your Mother” are better brain-food than all the lies and horseshit that gets spewed on these occassions. Face it – no one is telling us the truth. Therefore, I [...]

Arizona

12, Jan 2011

No – the Right didn’t cause the act. But what was all that noise during the campaign about then? The crosshairs, Angle calling for a “Second Amendment solution”, Palin telling everyone to “reload”, the calls for a revloution and the guy running against Giffords inviting folks to come down and shoot AK-47s. What was all [...]

Fear

8, Oct 2010

This election season – more than any other, I think – I despise the Reps for their incessant fear mongering. These tough old “patriots” seem to be afraid of everything. And they want you to fear it too. They fear liberals, immigrants and communists. They fear gays and Muslims, feminists and the educated. They fear [...]

Huh? – Part 2

29, Aug 2010

So according to Glenn Beck, America has to “get closer to God”. You first, dude. You promote greed, fear and are sponsored by gold. I think I’m closer to God than you will ever be. You know – if Beck was a sitcom, he would be less believable than “The Big Bang Theory”.

Note to The Tea Party

28, May 2010

Yo! Old white guys! Stop saying you’re the majority. Six-seven MILLION people voted for Obama. What? You think we left town or something? You’re just noisy and you know politicians (especially Democrats) can’t stand yelling. So – yeah. You’ll get your way on a few things. But your not the majority.

C-SPAN

16, Nov 2009

How many of you watch C-Span? No one? That’s about what I thought. Why would we want to watch our elected officials make asses out of themselves in real time when John Stewart can just give us the basic stupidity without all the Boring. We KNOW nothing intelligent goes on in the Halls of Congress. [...]

Political Jokes

13, Aug 2009

I saw Hillary’s little outburst in the Congo last night (that you, Jon Stewart). It was very funny. Here you have some poor guy who has this one-in-a-lifetime opportunity, gets his question mangled by a translator and then gets snapped at by our Secretary of State. Where did she think she was? Did she actually [...]

Elections

18, May 2009

We in Kuwait have just had elections for our National Assembly – the second in a year because… well, politics suck. Especially in a wealthy, third world country that has taken all the bad/none of the good parts of an American Democracy (that goes for American TV and American food as well). But lo and [...]

Wall Street

25, Mar 2009

I never really trusted Wall Street, but lately it just seems to be in total chaos. It is acting shell-shocked. It jumps at everything! CitiGroup says it made a dollar and the market goes up. Bernanke eats a bad shrimp and the market goes down. A report comes out saying unemployment is up and Wall [...]

… not to insult fourth graders. A year ago, New Jersey’s politicians were saving the world from Foie gras. Today – Behold! TRENTON, N.J. — New Jersey is drawing the line when it comes to bikini waxing. The state Cosmetology and Hairstyling Board is moving toward a ban on genital waxing altogether after two women [...]

News?

8, Mar 2009

The Media must die. Or at least take a vacation. Too many outlets, too much time on their hands and not enough REAL reporting. How can there be enough space to reprint every half-baked rumor and outright lie and yet NO time for investigative journalism. The Media has become purveyors of Spam and news is [...]


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