Lindsey Lohan is out of jail and going to rehab. Charlie Sheen is on his way to rehab. Justin Bieber – the singing zygote – is working on a memoir and a movie about his life. Brett Favre has retired yet again. BP is STILL trying to clog the oil leak and the “Real House Inhabitants of New Jersey” will be sullying an Off Broadway stage in the near future.

Yep – Business as usual in America. Try not to get any on you.

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