I saw Hillary’s little outburst in the Congo last night (that you, Jon Stewart). It was very funny. Here you have some poor guy who has this one-in-a-lifetime opportunity, gets his question mangled by a translator and then gets snapped at by our Secretary of State. Where did she think she was? Did she actually think this guy was a Fox News plant trying to make her look bad? If she’s going to be so touchy, maybe diplomacy is not her strong suit. In other words – there was a reason why she didn’t win the nomination.
There are many funny things about the current Health Care Carnival, but here are two:
I find it very amusing to see all the noisy crowds at the various Town Hall meetings. Mainly, because many in the crowd are over 65 and, um, their healthcare is ALREADY COVERED BY THE GOVERNMENT! So obviously they must be worried about the children…. Or America… or school prayer… something. Just not healthcare.
And I find it hilarious that the Democrats have agreed to have these Town Hall meetings. Because none of them know what’s in the bill! Or which bill they are talking about. From what I’ve heard, there could be as many as six bills on the table. Everything they say is thoroughly incomprehensible. I hear nothing but babbling on the TV. There could be death panels. There could be pet insurance. There could be provisions to only treat children with lollipops. How would anybody know? The rumors are easier to follow than the facts.
Finally – Sarah Palin. A good laugh anytime. If she thinks the government insurance will ration her care, she obviously hasn’t met Oxford Insurance. Do these yahoos think actual doctors and nurses answer the phones at these companies? Truth is – their previous jobs were working the phones for Time Magazine subscriptions. In India.
At least it’s a distraction from it being August…
8 Responses to Political Jokes
Mike
August 17th, 2009 at 8:31 am
All our politics is a joke now…Get this…guess who wants to run against Chris Dodd for Senate here in CT? Linda McMahon! If you don’t know who that is, it is the wife of the owner of the World Wrestling Entertainment, Vince McMahon. And Sarah Palin might be the dumbest individual on the face of the earth…great for stand-up comics everywhere!
terry
August 17th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Linda McMahon?!?
Why does everyone think they can run for office? Just because we are unhappy with Dodd doesn’t mean we’re gonna take whoever comes along and runs against him.
mburma
August 17th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
There are only two requirements to for being an elected official: money and a desire for power. It’s on the application…
Patrick
August 19th, 2009 at 8:23 am
Ha…I knew it wasn’t just coincidence!
I think we definitely need term limits….and to force all of Congress to watch “Mr. Smith goes to Washington” at least once a month.
Bowmar Brain
August 19th, 2009 at 9:15 am
So, how many Pay-Per-View subscriptions do you think they could generate if they scheduled a cage match between Linda McMahon and Sarah Palin?
mburma
August 19th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Tons – but aren’t they on the same side?
Mike
August 20th, 2009 at 7:51 am
No…The cage match should be between a tag team match…Palin/McMahon against Ariana Huffington/J. Garafalo…that would put butts in the seats!
kerry
August 23rd, 2009 at 8:12 am
It would be the shortest match in history, with Huffington/Garafalo taking down Palin/McMahon in about 15 seconds. While we’re on the subject, will someone please push Palin down a flight of stairs for me? Please?