Unfortunately, that is a regular news day here. Last night was “Breaking News”- Sarah Palin’s farewell address. More mindless gibberish from someone who would make Anna Nicole (God rest her soul) seem like a Rhodes Scholar. I had more fun reading the Darwin-esque report of an Australian who was sniffing gasoline. When the police came to the house, he charged at them with gas-can in hand. The police then tasered the guy, and he went up like a Roman candle. As a friend of mine said, “This would never happen to me, because my mother taught me right. 1. Never run with scissors, 2. Always wait 1/2 hour after eating to go swimming, and 3. If you have been sniffing gasoline, don’t charge the police with a gas can in hand if they have a taser.”