Politics Still Sucks

5 Aug
2008

I want to vote now. No, I mean right NOW!

So Obama is a rock star…. in Germany. (What’s next – big in Japan?)

McCain is in a war of Words… with Paris Hilton and her Mom. (And Nicole Ritchie has stopped eating again.)

Please make it stop. Imagine what we can descend to in three months time?

6 Responses to Politics Still Sucks

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Nattarg

August 6th, 2008 at 8:59 am

Despite the boredom, sand, dust and heat, you will be better off where you are at until the second week of November. Right now it is the Asian curse of “May you live in interesting times”.

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Mike

August 6th, 2008 at 9:18 am

Here it is…The Republicans, afraid to lose the Latin vote, nominate Manny Ramirez as President (just Manny being Manny). To balance the ticket, they nominate Hank Steinbrenner as Vice President. The Democrats, trying to hold their advantage in Hollywood, nominate Corey Feldman as Vice President. Corey Haim now feels obligated to start an Independent campaign. The fist-fight at the first debate between the two Corey’s tops the nielsen ratings for the month of October. With the playoffs going on and the Coreys in intensive care, no one campaigns, leaving the election open for the write-in candidate: Eric Cartman!! We elected a cartoon character as President. Actually, that is not that much of a shock.

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mburma

August 6th, 2008 at 10:43 am

I still want Pat Paulson. Even if he is dead.

Speaking of Asian curses – how frightened do you think the Olympic athletes are? Earthquakes or terrorists? Or just the Chinese government? Why do we do this again?

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Nattarg

August 7th, 2008 at 10:14 am

I think the thing the Olympians are most frightened of is the smog. Many runners have bailed out and the bicyclists are wearing hi-tech surgical masks.

Watch the Republicans use the Chinese smog to show that we are not responsible for global warming, if it existed.

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Tommy

August 7th, 2008 at 12:42 pm

The US Olympic commitee has made anyone who wore a mask upon arrival apologize to China. “Im sorry you are so polluted China. Please forgive me for not wanting to inhale toxic smog.” I wonder what would have happened if they didnt apologize?

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mburma

August 7th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

As I recall, there were similar concerns during the LA Olympics. China just wants to be like us!

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