Did you ever have one of those days where you just feel retarded? Like the slightest breeze could just knock you flat? That’s what today has been like. I don’t have a single, functioning brain cell. Maybe it’s allergies. Or maybe I stayed up too late trying to watch the Suns beat the Lakers (I hate the Lakers). Or maybe I’m still sore from trying to play softball on Monday. Whatever. I’m just sitting at my desk hoping no one asks me any hard questions.